Top 100 Ways to Continue F&%*ing the Future Cont’

By Environmental Building Strategies January 28th, 2009

So almost a month ago I wrote an article titled Top 100 Ways to Continue F*%#ing the Future. To be honest it got quite a bit of press and I have to say I’m somewhat proud.

I didn’t think I had the potential to generate that much conversation. But this blog and EBS’s presence in the field has drawn criticism and compliment from all over including Las Vegas (EBS was there last week for the International Builders Show), North Carolina, and Connecticut.

Some people were honestly pissed! I mean really pissed. I posted the link to our blog on LinkedIn and boy did some people freak out. For the most part it was comments like “inappropriate language in a public forum” but some were down right nasty. I actually had to remove the postings for a while there as I didn’t want to destroy our/my name.

So with that said, I have brought it back. Of course as you see above I changed the uck in the F word to symbols as per many of your suggestions. It’s a good idea. I can’t realistically expect this book to sell if I plaster the F word all over Barnes and Noble. God knows they are too noble for that.

So back to the good stuff: Here is what I’ve seen recently that pisses me off!

1. Keep promoting Green NAHB
–The fact that the International Builders Show can promote “green” (like it was their job somehow revive their industry) when their sustainability efforts fell miles - let me repeat - MILES short of those at GreenBuild. No sustainable ware, distribution material and the waste stream - I can’t even imagine!
2. Keep saying your sustainable
WalMart’s sustainability efforts are a joke. Do they really think that putting solar panels on their roof’s will allow the public to just pass by the fact that they raped economies all across rural America and placed so many small businesses out of business. The joke is that we’ve let them get so big that they mind as well start a sustainability arm of their company to teach classes - I mean hell - they’d be good at it right?
3. Use those cleaners under the sink.
–I need people to realize how bad the chemicals are underneath your sink. These are poisons. And where does the water you release from your sink and drains go? The long and short of it - the GROUND! So when you go to plant those tomato plants and get ready right around August for those tender tomatoes, just remember where they came from. There are green cleaning products out there that don’t cost a penny more. Check out Green Works
4. Wrap that sh*t in plastic
–Do you have a pet? Well if you do lets think about picking up after them. Waste from our bodies is naturally a very compostable product. So why cover that with a plastic bag - plastic takes years and years to bio-degrade. Buy the bio bags people - they don’t cost anymore and REMEMBER to put them in the compost bin.
5. Print that paper
–Switch your paper to double sided printing. If it has this option set the printer to default double sided printing. Adobe saved $22,000 a year as a result of double sided printing. It just makes sense and we will stop wasting paper. Or if that doesn’t work then consider options like Fiberstone. Its a paper that doesn’t actually have any paper products in it - made from recycled Limestone quarries.

Ok that’s all for now - I will rant some more next week. For now keep F - ing the planet and bucking nature. . .

The EBS Team

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3 Responses to “Top 100 Ways to Continue F&%*ing the Future Cont’”

  1. Ann Says:

    Matt, I love your ‘tude and everything you’ve said that I’ve read so far, including the lists and the book idea/title.
    BUT–please don’t promote so-called green cleaning products from–gasp–Clorox. To me, that’s like buying meat from Wal-Mart.
    I use vinegar, water and baking soda in almost every cleaning application in my house. That’s what our grandparents used and they work just fine. I even use vinegar in the toilet and only use bleach once every 3 m0nths, which is more than adequate.
    There are lots of places on the Net where you can learn how to make simple, natural and cheap cleaners for home use. Here are some links:
    http://frugalliving.about.com/od/cleaningtipsandrecipes/Cleaning_Tips_and_Recipes.htm
    http://www.make-stuff.com/formulas/homecleansers.html

  2. Barry Katz Says:

    I have to say I’m still liking the original title. I’m not sure you’d get much shelf space in bookstores, but a quick search at Amazon.com turned up quite a few books with the F word in the title:

    http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=fuck&x=0&y=0

  3. xnomad Says:

    Why buy bio-bags at all for pet waste. I just let my dogs go anywhere in the grass or dirt and let it decompose naturally.

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